Welcome y'all to the
Glad ya could
make it naybor!
We's got the best of the best fur this yeer!
This is a high
society shindig,
we wares nuthin but the sundee best.
Just lookey
yonder at them fresh vittles,
can't find them in New Yorky.
HE HE! Looks like all the excitement dun got to Fred!
We gots games fur everyone, like sharp shootin' and
stuff like timberjackin', high divin' and even fist fightin'!
Evin gots sum of the goodest dancin there is.
The state photee-grafer evin came down to capture the events.
Glad ya'll could make it, but not as glad as Fred is rite now!
Y'all come back now ya heer!
