12. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
11. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
10. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
5. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
2. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
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